You know it's a classy wine when:

#1 : It has a screw off cap
#2 : It fizzes slightly when opened
#3 : It is only 6% alcohol
#4 : It actually says to 'Refrigerate after opening'

But oddly enough, it tastes pretty good...sort of like grape punch, it smells like blackberries, and hey, it was free, and I almost never turn down free alcohol. (Unless it involves tomato juice or milk in the mix.)